I am GOD! One and only! I am perfect. Today is a very special day when you accept your destiny and calling. My feet are your LORD and SAVIOR. I demand your loser self prays to My divine feet. I sit above you and make you worship My feet, feet of God. I am arrogant, bratty and mean as I flip you off and threaten to use you as I please. I make you repeat prayers. I will use you for My gain. I chat the entire time as I convince you into becoming a loser foot bitch for ME.