You've been very distracted with my feet in class. I've noticed how your stare. These pretty little feet are making you a VERY bad student. How should we deal with this? I know, everyday you spend distracted by my feet, I'm going to make you lick them clean! I spend all day in my hot sweaty flats on my feet teaching. So as punishment you're going to have to suffer with your nose and your tongue, sniffing and licking them until they're sparkly clean!