Look at this goofy nerd that let himself get mummified into a dumb little ball! What a silly bitch. He's so easy to manipulate and take advantage of. Luckily for him, I have feet that need cleaning. I like watching him try to clean my feet while he's fully immobilized. Only his mouth and tongue are available, and it must be so humiliating for him to try to lick and suck on my toes while he's fully wrapped up in plastic wrap. His head has nowhere to go but where my feet want him to go! So while he sucks my tootsies clean, I'm going to ignore him and hang out on my phone, occasionally checking in on him to make sure he's doing a good job. Sometimes he does a pretty horrible job, considering he can't