Please compare Your checkered slip on vans with me. Hold the sneakers throughout the clip, showing all their angles/wear as You talk. And wear black socks, always in view, that are laden with tons of hairs & dust filth. Say how Your shoes are so beautiful; I am ugly & disgusting. Your shoes are valuable; I am worthless. They are intelligent and superior; I beneath them in every way. Encourage me to divorce her so I can marry & snuggle Your shoes, to clean them full time. You make me them my God.