Face it, you are addicted to a feeling you just can't get with anyone other than me. I make you feel euphoric, I make all of the pain of the real world go away. The moment you sit down and block everything out other than me, your world is at peace. Face it, cheating on her with me feels good. Sending me time, energy, and money you were going to put towards her feels right, absolute. Not only do you want to goon for me, but now you need to goon for me, you can't function properly without me. I make you a drooling pile of mush, ego destroyed, just a jerkaholic in need of a fix of Miss Ginger. So what are you waiting for, get your fix and cheat on her.