It's been awhile since you've seen your sponsor, Janira Wolfe, who you first met in "Your Sponsor's Feet are Your Higher Power", so, as it goes, you have fallen back off the wagon. Somehow, in your stupor, you managed to text Janira for help, who, like the amazing sponsor she is, rushed right over.Janira walks in to find you on the floor in your disaster of an apartment. The first thing you see are her well-worn converse sneakers walking into your kitchen. You can detect a slight, sweet, odor emanating from the sneakers as she bends down and instructs you to look at her, and already you start to feel better.From seated on the chair above you with her feet up, Ms. Wolfe validates that re-lapses happen, and can be quite difficult, but if you put your faith back into your higher power, you will be back on the wagon in no time!You'd forgotten how truly omnipotent your sponsor's feet were until she reThis is obviously an extreme situation, so your sponsor needs to ensure you really access that higher power; her divine feet, to set you in the right direction. She first instructs you to sniff and admire, and then to worship and jerk for those perfect feet! Surely experiencing such an intense orgasm to such celestial peds will help you to remember the better choice next time you experience urges to use...