I have worned the same pair of Hanes socks for over a week just for you. Come here and sniff them! This is the longest i have ever worn the same pair ofI tease you while talking about myI tell you to go check the meat that is cooking in the oven. I can't stand it anymore, my feet are really itchy and I don't want you to see me scratching them. Oohh it feels so good! These socks gave me athlete's foot!You come back in the room without notice and you see me scratching my toes. Embarassed, I try to deny it. I pretend that they are hurting and you have to come rub them a little. You finally give me permission to take off my socks. I rub my socks between each toes and so I can get the toe jam off for you to keep with these socks. Enjoy those stinky fungus socks!