Aww, are you all alone for Valentines Day this year? Let me guess, it's not the first time, is it? Haha! Did you really think you'd find "someone special" this year? Wrong! You're a loser AND you're stupid, I guess. The only date you have tonight is with your hand. You're so pathetic and deprived of attention I know you'll be happy just sitting there listening to me berate you, but I have a little Valentines task for you. Just because you're all alone doesn't mean we can't celebrate the holiday.