My feet are filthier and blacker than you've ever seen them. Walking around barefoot has caused my soles to get so dirty I can't figure out how to get them clean. Lucky me, I have you, my filthy fool lover. Look how all my wrinkles are so defined with dirt caked in them. The soles of my feet and high arches are shown off like never before when dusted with grime and dirt from outdoors. I want you to lick them clean you disgusting loser. Your only job is to have a black tongue every day from cleaning my dirty feet. Open wide and lick every part of my foot clean. Now come on them and lick it off. I knew you were a loser!