That 'thing' between your legs is totally irrelevant, it has never had no use and never will. It is over wanked and under used. You are so far from the 'Perfect 8' it's a joke. So being the total loser that you are there is only one thing for you to do and that is to PAY.Yup, pay for being a joke. For being a limp - dicked freak and for embarrassing shortcoming. You deserve nothing more than to pay completely over the odds just to be able to touch yourself. You know you should pay this and as you do with every stroke remind yourself of how pathetic, low and irrelevant you are.