Your little dicklet is worthless. It's so tiny it will never please any woman, especially a hot woman like me. Your dicklet is really only worth my pure amusement. You and I both know you'll never have a satisfying sex life because anyone woman that sees that little thing will just laugh. So instead of jerking your little dicklet today I want you to hump your pillow like its a woman, in fact its the hottest woman you have ever met. You're going to kiss her and fuck her brains out.