I'm just sitting around sipping my morning coffee and you, being the foot bitch you are, can't seem to stop staring at my beautiful feet. They're the most perfect pair you've ever seen and you are absolutely mesmerized by them. Now let's talk about the things you'd like to do with them, or better yet, the things you'd like them to do to you. See, I know what you like. Just don't overstay your welcome.