Dinner was lovely... it's so nice to finally go on a regular date again after the release of my "Humilidate" show...I swear, I think guys don't wanna have dinner with me cuz they think I'm gonna do something humiliating to them and then put them on TV or something...If you could just slip under the table and help me get my shoes off... no ones looking... and your certainly NOT on TV or anything... go on... be a lamb...You trust me, right??? I think we have a really good connection... I'd hate to see you mess things up...Can ya be the total foot bitch I need you to be??? Can you be the shoe wipe I need you to be right now???Swirl your tongue all around the heel, mmmm yea...I think now's the perfect time to tell you that YOURE ON TV! Hahahaha. Looks like you'll be nothing but a foot licker from now on!